Liberal Party Campaign Slogans

Liberal Party Campaign Slogans

The comments section of Andrew Coyne's blog generates tons of interesting discussion. An early-morning entry today delved into the Liberal election war-room, generating dozens of Liberal Party slogans or the upcoming election. The ones Andrew posted to kick things off ("Vote Liberal and nobody gets hurt", "Vote Liberal -- we haven't been corrupt lately", and "More taxes for a French Ontario") are all right, but some of those in the comments are just a hoot:

Vote Liberal. We have no convictions.

Vote Liberal because Paul Martin wrote all those Red Books and now he wants to see if any of those ideas would work.

Vote Liberal. You think Harper can be this much fun?

Vote Liberal and Fuggeddaboutit!!

Vote Liberal. Or don't you want your cut?

Vote Liberal and sign up for your share of Toronto's tax dollars.

Vote for Paul Martin- He very, very very much wants be Canada's number one Wise Guy. Period.

Vote Liberal, before you find a horse head in your bed.

Vote Liberal, none of the charges have stuck yet

Vote Liberal. We're better than those pesky Italians!

Vote Liberal: Do as we say, not as we do

Vote Liberal. Lowering the bar since Confederation.

It doesn't matter if you vote Liberal or not, we'll hang onto power anyhow.

Vote Liberal, and we'll tell you what to think for another 35 years

Vote Liberal, so we can show Italy how the Mafia should be run

Vote Liberal - A grow-op in every garage

Vote Liberal: pot in every chicken

Vote Liberal: Give us a few years, we'll make buying sex cheaper than registering a gun!

Vote Librano... or else.

Vote Librano... perpetuate the coup.

Vote Liberal: We're a bunch of goodfellas!

Vote Liberal: Would you like cash or a cheque?

Vote Liberal: We always tell the truth. Even when we lie.

Vote Liberal: Make way for the bad guys.

Vote Liberal... or else you might want someone else to start your car.